Ha ha ha…everyone having a good laugh? Great, now give me back my money. Oh you just HAD to put me in my place, didn’t you? Hey, remember when I said I was really good at poker, but the whole time I was still a fucking dog? Yeah, that’s when it became uncool to try and show me up.
You know how when you were holding pocket kings and you went all in, and then I called you with a 4-9 off suit? Well I have no idea how to read numbers, count, or even comprehend the idea of mathematics NOR DO I UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF GAMBLING. That doesn’t make you feel bad at all?
I bet you’re the type of guy who not only takes candy from a baby, but while you’re doing it you will actually say out loud, “It’s like taking candy from a baby!” Sir, I find you unoriginal, obnoxious, and frankly, kind of a jerk.
Now when you ask me why I need any money, or even how, as a dog, I was able to earn money in the first place, I say that all of these points are valid and I’d rather not discuss it.
Good day, sir.
